"You have two ears and one mouth. Follow that ratio. Listen more, talk less."

deducecanoe:

8m57w6:

ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!